The NamibianThe WeekenderYouthPaperBack of the Book
The Namibian
X
Join The Namibian on Facebook Follow The Namibian on Twitter The Namibian on YouTube The Namibian RSS feed
Tue 13 Aug 2013
03:46
Last update on: 12 Aug 2013
The Namibian
Mon 12 Aug 2013
News    Opinions    Sport    Business    Entertainment    Oshiwambo    Archive    Top Revs    Letters   
News    Opinions    Sport    Business    Entertainment    Oshiwambo    Archive    Top Revs    Letters   
 SMS Of The Day * MINISTRY of Gender and Child Welfare, TEARS are rolling down as I write this SMS. The killing of women in Namibia is now like reciting a poem. Are we really getting the protection we deserve while women not being treated as part of this c
 Food For Thought * SO the Zimbabwe elections were free and peaceful and not free and fair?
 Bouquets And Brickbats * NURSES at Katutura Hospital must stop wearing those big plastic sandals at work because they are not the official working shoes. We want to see you looking smart and beautiful with your full uniform.
 SMS Of The Day * THIS nation is in dire need of a massive conference on housing. When we experienced a crisis in the education sector a crisis-control brain-storming conference was organised which resulted in the best deal ever for the Namibian child, nam
 Food For Thought * BOURGEOISIE has become a daily occupation if not the order of the day of the upper-echelons, President Hifikepunye Pohamba we urge you to revisit this unpatriotic geocentricism among your staff and the well-connected, for everybody to r
 Bouquets And Brickbats * COMMISSIONER of Prisons, can you please explain the strategies you use to appoint officers to certain positions? It is my observation that you are being fed with wrong information then you just promote individuals without making p
 SMS Of The Day * I THINK Paulus ‘The Rock’ Ambunda lost his belt because of this promoter and trainer. How can a world champion still be training at the Katutura Youth Complex where there is not enough equipment. I think they must follow the example of Ha
 Food For Thought * NAMIBIA Dairies are unable to match low prices of imported milk and this ultimately means the consumer will have to pay more for local milk. Look at the prices of the local chicken. All these profits are going in the pockets of a few in
 Bouquets And Brickbats * I AM pleased to hear that Cabinet has responded positively to the proposal of Namibia Dairies to support the industry. The restrictions which support the industry by reducing competition to ensure the survival of the industry is a
 SMS Of The Day * CEO’s golden handshakes. Somewhere on our statute books there must be a provision that if a board of directors suspends/dismisses a CEO without due regard to legal provision (substantive/procedural law) such board must carry the costs for
 Food For Thought * JACKY Asheeke was so right with her last column- why are the fathers of the dead children not being prosecuted? (Reference to the children who died in shack fires last week) Our justice system still protects men over women. In this cont
 Bouquets And Brickbats * ALEXACTUS Kaure, your column in Friday’s newspaper opened my eyes. One hardly finds impartial case study analysers in Namibia. Let’s not destroy the Polytechnic’s strong foundation (Tjivikua) as yet. At least wait until the transf
POLL
What do you think of the renaming and addition of regions and constituencies?

1. Long overdue

2. A waste of money

3. We have bigger issues

4. I don't care


Results so far:
 Older Polls
ENTERTAINMENT - | 2013-08-05
From The Twittersphere
THE Brave and the Beautiful gave members of the Twitter chattering class a fair run for their money over the weekend, with beauty winning at the end of the day. Yes, Miss Namibia 2013 proved to be a top trender on Saturday. Otherwise it was the witty and the wise on Friday as tweeps had some proverbial fun with … proverbs, of course!



@2ChainlezChainz: Shaduka too** >> RT @TheeNdambe: Am I the only one not watching #MissNamibia2013?

@PauShipanga1: Hopefully NamPol isn’t at the show (Miss Namibia). A warrant of arrest for all the contestants!

@Hugi_bear: This guy is like ‘Miss Namibian is very nice’, I didn’t know The Namibian hosts beauty pageants.

@Mr_Ndilula_JR: What’s the use of paying our TV licence if we can’t even watch Miss Namibia? Are we paying it to watch the news or what? mxim

@sarahnelao: Maara, what kind of national broadcaster doesn’t air Miss Namibia??? That’s it...

@LuisMunana: People are really excited about #MissNamibia, ne...

@MsBunny: Tuyakula Musheko for Miss Namibia *throws kfc bones*

@DavidTocks: Michelle McLean..... What a woman! How can one woman have such class all by herself...

@Soe_koh: How Michelle McLean still looks that gorgeous... I don’t know. Beautiful for days :)!



At Random

@TemusT: Saw a ‘still cant afford your dream car?’ loan advert today. Why would you wanna take a loan for a car you can’t afford?

@Joikar: I wonder if any Nigerian woman has named her daughter Dillish since May 26th...

@Mr_Mumbala: Big ups, Brave Warriors!! We did indeed put up a good fight.



#DictatorProverbs

@KattMagz: All’s well that’s rigged well #dictatorproverbs

@elaborate_me: Easy come, never go...

@SiyandaWrites: Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to count votes and remove all doubt.

@seanamos: Show me a man with only one bank account and I will show you a man lacking creativity.

@snadzz: A rigged ballot paper on election day keeps a new president away.

@KattMagz: Give a man a fish and feed him for a day, teach a man to rig votes and he’ll be president for life.

@KMalatji: If you want something done right you gotta rig it yourself...

@sboshmafu: Keep your friends close and your enemies prime ministers.



Passing Shots

@crazynellz: We are at the point in the wedding video where the wedding march is playing, this lady in the salon asks, “Is that the national anthem?”

@Call_Me_Kipi: The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well…

@ThatDJHaf: My brother drinks Amstel Lager; we think he is adopted…

@Playing_Dad: My kid threatened to hold her breath until I gave her dessert. She’s now passed out on the kitchen floor. I don’t negotiate with terrorists.



– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com

  Comment on this article

Name:
Email:
Comment:



www.weatherphotos.co.za

Windhoek 24° 0mm
Walvis Bay 22° 0mm
Oshakati 31° 0mm
Keetmanshoop 17° 0mm
Grootfontein 27° 0mm
Gobabis 24° 0mm
(August 12)
   View more ...