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 SMS Of The Day * THIS nation is in dire need of a massive conference on housing. When we experienced a crisis in the education sector a crisis-control brain-storming conference was organised which resulted in the best deal ever for the Namibian child, nam
 Food For Thought * BOURGEOISIE has become a daily occupation if not the order of the day of the upper-echelons, President Hifikepunye Pohamba we urge you to revisit this unpatriotic geocentricism among your staff and the well-connected, for everybody to r
 Bouquets And Brickbats * COMMISSIONER of Prisons, can you please explain the strategies you use to appoint officers to certain positions? It is my observation that you are being fed with wrong information then you just promote individuals without making p
 SMS Of The Day * I THINK Paulus ‘The Rock’ Ambunda lost his belt because of this promoter and trainer. How can a world champion still be training at the Katutura Youth Complex where there is not enough equipment. I think they must follow the example of Ha
 Food For Thought * NAMIBIA Dairies are unable to match low prices of imported milk and this ultimately means the consumer will have to pay more for local milk. Look at the prices of the local chicken. All these profits are going in the pockets of a few in
 Bouquets And Brickbats * I AM pleased to hear that Cabinet has responded positively to the proposal of Namibia Dairies to support the industry. The restrictions which support the industry by reducing competition to ensure the survival of the industry is a
 SMS Of The Day * CEO’s golden handshakes. Somewhere on our statute books there must be a provision that if a board of directors suspends/dismisses a CEO without due regard to legal provision (substantive/procedural law) such board must carry the costs for
 Food For Thought * JACKY Asheeke was so right with her last column- why are the fathers of the dead children not being prosecuted? (Reference to the children who died in shack fires last week) Our justice system still protects men over women. In this cont
 Bouquets And Brickbats * ALEXACTUS Kaure, your column in Friday’s newspaper opened my eyes. One hardly finds impartial case study analysers in Namibia. Let’s not destroy the Polytechnic’s strong foundation (Tjivikua) as yet. At least wait until the transf
 SMS Of The Day * WHY doesn’t NBC listen when they are criticised? The little red chairs on Good Morning Namibia have done their part and are dirty especially at the arm rests. Please listen for once. You interview professionals and internationals on those
 Food For Thought * MINISTRY of Education, in order to address the shortages of teachers at primary schools why don’t you consider employing us who hold a diploma in lifelong learning and community education for teaching posts? We also did health education
 Bouquets And Brickbats * MY fellow Namibians, I am not a Swapo member but a third term for President Hifikepuye Pohamba will be a step closer towards attainment of Vision 2030. Believe me His Excellency has made crucial bold decisions, and I don’t regret
POLL
What do you think of the renaming and addition of regions and constituencies?

1. Long overdue

2. A waste of money

3. We have bigger issues

4. I don't care


Results so far:
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ENTERTAINMENT - | 2013-08-01
From The Twittersphere
ELECTION day in Zimbabwe, cardio moments (totally unrelated to the Zim elections!), Nicki Minaj and Ndeitunga, Oprah and Oshakati, brains and brawn, the working life, tombo and French cooking… Yip, a Twitter Wednesday as scrambled as a plate of eggs!



@Africanelection: Some voters carrying their own pens to use for fear of ZEC pens they claim fade out after four hours!!! #ZimElections

@LazJacobs: Tsvangirai says he voted with a ‘heavy heart’. Maybe somebody should tell him to lose weight.

@SirNige: Avoid driving whilst results are being announced, especially during the night and do not drink and drive #ZimElections Safety Tip

@HilariousHikuru: Mugabe to rule till doomsday’ #ThursdayHeadlines

@Ndeshipaxc: Wenger is more like Mugabe… stepping down is the last thing on his mind.

@Lyla411: Don’t know why everyone is getting so worked up over the Zim elections... Mugabe is gonna win, whether he wins or loses the election.

@UNICEFAfrica: Well done #Botswana, #Ethiopia, #Kenya, #Namibia, #Rwanda, #Zambia and #Zimbabwe, for cutting #AIDS-related deaths by half since 2005!

@alisamupolo: Reinforcing gender roles in the household, a neverending debate in contemporary Africa. It just has to be put in context on BBA stage.

@__NissyA: Reading will take you to cities around the world, make you taste dishes you can’t pronounce and meet extraordinary people without leaving your bed.



Forbes Namibia

@NyOmZ_3: The managers’ parking area always looks like a Mercedes Benz car show...

@PrincessNdilo: People just want money, bra >>> RT @Homa10i: People are too comfortable with mediocrity. Where is the drive to excel, to be the best at what you do?

@BombaShiguedha: It’s funny how the brain behind the scene never gets credit for a job well done! #realtalk

@Nasiyashe: In 1989 a sweet was about R0.05 cents, imagine what I would do with $35 billion, Oshakati would probably be named after me cos I’d own it.

@kalangula: Many of life’s failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up.



At Random

@MediocreHarry: We’re never really going to come out of the friend zone until Stedman Graham convinces Oprah to marry him.

@NNdaku_: Wambo men expect Wambo ladies to cook up French dishes to qualify as wives. Who would’ve taught us that? I can promise you a mean pap, though!

@SugaryOblivion: Might as well get some cardio in, dressed up as Sporty Spice and shit...

@iCumQuik: Pay day was very shortlived, on to the next one.



Passing Shots

@iam_viktor: Tjoh, Nicki Minaj has Kupferberg Dump dirty lyrics!

@LarsShinyemba: Officers in movies are so dumb going into dark places alone. Have you ever seen Sebastian Ndeitunga go into a building alone?

@TemusT: You think you know a guy till he gets a happy text from his sidechick and he laughs like a meme at a tombo bar.

@iamjanice25: Any time a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, just to show them what I’m capable of…



– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com

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