From The Twittersphere

YESTERDAY was Monday. That is all. OK, let me try again! For some Namibian tweeps Monday was a goat of a day, others struggled to get to grips with ‘socks syndrome’, or mulled the advantages of a life in religion, or pondered granny’s advice… Still, at the end of the day, Monday was a day that needed direction!



@charlesmukwaso: In Namibia, if you want to get a murderer/rapist to get a stiffer sentence or (be) denied bail, plant a stolen goat at the crime scene.

@Just_Kanara: Welcome to Namibia where life is similar to #SanAndreas …

@MathildaNam: And I wonder how they plan on explaining to the elderly in the Zambezi region that it’s no longer known as the Caprivi region...

@Liberty_Endemic: Why are all the lights on in the Sanlam building (in Windhoek) on a Sunday night?

@The_Awesome101: Why the kids in my street are playing ‘sex sex my papire’ on a Sunday is beyond me... The world is really broken...



At Random

@SugaryOblivion: All I see on Facebook are 21 year olds getting engaged and I can’t even manage to get my socks to match. *sighs*

@TheMerja: Ladies, give the men in your friendzone a sense of dignity and stop calling them “bro”.

@ashantile: You do not sweep the floor at night, it brings bad luck #GrannysAdvice

@justadey: The kind of exam that makes a saint wanna swear like an Irish sailor!!! Ag nie man!!!

@MelyissaIsrael: Sometimes I wish I could drive like a taxi driver! How do they get to be in front of the traffic jam when they found me here?



BBA, The Chase

@AndyMadaki: As much as we’d like to trash BBA (Big Brother Africa) as crap, they’ve had some educative tasks and yes some unruly moments. Looks like a normal world to me.

@taye_rafkid: Dillish looks edible.

@Muddy_Gsmile: Am learning much from Dillish. *ignores the eating part* . My fashion taste is on point now. Wolololo...



Passing Shots

@MrBigDreamzz: The Republic of Oshikuku >>> RT @Questionnier: Which African country will you love to visit? #QnA

@_YasheBabe_: Girls be having names like Paris, Asia, China, London but look like Zimbabwe, Congo and Kenya...

@SiyandaWrites: I’m wearing shorts in the evening because I will not be dictated to by an institution like ‘the weather’. #freedom

@Uiisira: There is serious money in religion and life insurance...! !! I’m joining (the) Jehovah’s Witnesses to sell Jesus and life insurance as a package deal.



– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com