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| 2013-08-09Frontlining on Twitter
SHAKEN and stirred, but undeterred, Namibian tweeps are living la vida loca in these times of earthquakes and All Gold, bracing for the wedding season and embracing their Twitter addictions! And, as a matter of course, provide an alternative narrative to the mainstream news headlines...
@H_Ndeutapo: So you guys didn’t realise that 85 per cent of the Ministries only advertise vacancies for the sake of advertising?
@KaumeKnows: I think City Police guys watch too much FBI/NYPD series, they just wanna shoot and chase at everything.
@KBVDP: What earthquake??? That was Laz arus Kandara turning in his grave! After all, his name is LAZARUS!!! #TheReturnOfTheMummy
@DodoniaF: So Eenhana has gangs? Oh, OK!
@DrunkOnChicken: I genu inely feel fried chicken is the universal symbol of peace and prosperity.
Proverbial Humour
@TemusT: It’s not tomato sauce if it’s not All Gold #Wambo Proverbs
@IAmPaulaLaz: It ain’t salad if it’s not potato salad #WamboProverbs
@mimi_gmh: Names should end with vowels because... echoes “Siimoniiiii” #Wambo Proverbs
Forbes Namibia
@I11Kasie: I mean, we can’t all be Havard graduates, but we sure as hell can all be gradu ates. #NamibiaStandUp
@Mike_Nauta: Going to build Namibia into the hub of Africa and the rest of the world. Let’s do this.
@Naffy101: Your success in one field doesn’t mean I have to sniff and inhale all your opinions on national topics of progression.
@reinweezyt: If we all become doctors, who will be the taxi drivers? You see.
Life On The Chirp
@reinweezyt: I can’t wait to go to the village, where you climb up a tree just to post that good tweet.
@YNM101: I don’t think ‘other’ people have this much fun on Twitter as Namibians.
@laVidaLoca_NA: There’s more to life than Twitter – delusional people.
Passing Shots
@bubbs07: The only way I can describe a Nissan Juke to you would be to say it’s a SUV with polio.
@Uiisira: Broke people should get married in court during lunch time and get back to work at 14h00...!!!
@ChilliKong: I just realised that my cousin still didn’t find me when we were playing ‘block block my papire’ in 2001.
@TheMerja: While you’re out here preaching black consciousness, you girlfriend just posted a picture on Facebook of herself in lingerie.
– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com
@H_Ndeutapo: So you guys didn’t realise that 85 per cent of the Ministries only advertise vacancies for the sake of advertising?
@KaumeKnows: I think City Police guys watch too much FBI/NYPD series, they just wanna shoot and chase at everything.
@KBVDP: What earthquake??? That was Laz arus Kandara turning in his grave! After all, his name is LAZARUS!!! #TheReturnOfTheMummy
@DodoniaF: So Eenhana has gangs? Oh, OK!
@DrunkOnChicken: I genu inely feel fried chicken is the universal symbol of peace and prosperity.
Proverbial Humour
@TemusT: It’s not tomato sauce if it’s not All Gold #Wambo Proverbs
@IAmPaulaLaz: It ain’t salad if it’s not potato salad #WamboProverbs
@mimi_gmh: Names should end with vowels because... echoes “Siimoniiiii” #Wambo Proverbs
Forbes Namibia
@I11Kasie: I mean, we can’t all be Havard graduates, but we sure as hell can all be gradu ates. #NamibiaStandUp
@Mike_Nauta: Going to build Namibia into the hub of Africa and the rest of the world. Let’s do this.
@Naffy101: Your success in one field doesn’t mean I have to sniff and inhale all your opinions on national topics of progression.
@reinweezyt: If we all become doctors, who will be the taxi drivers? You see.
Life On The Chirp
@reinweezyt: I can’t wait to go to the village, where you climb up a tree just to post that good tweet.
@YNM101: I don’t think ‘other’ people have this much fun on Twitter as Namibians.
@laVidaLoca_NA: There’s more to life than Twitter – delusional people.
Passing Shots
@bubbs07: The only way I can describe a Nissan Juke to you would be to say it’s a SUV with polio.
@Uiisira: Broke people should get married in court during lunch time and get back to work at 14h00...!!!
@ChilliKong: I just realised that my cousin still didn’t find me when we were playing ‘block block my papire’ in 2001.
@TheMerja: While you’re out here preaching black consciousness, you girlfriend just posted a picture on Facebook of herself in lingerie.
– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com
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