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| 2013-08-06From The Twittersphere
BABIES, brothers, ‘Born Frees’, BBA, bathrooms … One way or another the ‘B’ factor seemed to dominate Monday on Twitter timelines. Go figure. That too! Yip, if you can decode the “three significant fingers” factor, you get the Monday Einstein award.
@tukondjeni: The Ministry of Trade should educate the public on Trademarks, Patents and Intellectual Property in general, it’s nation-building...
@BefreeNicky: The dude killed his girlfriend in front of her daughter with a knife, and they grant him 1 000 dollars bail, *sigh Namibia*
@RachelNdamona: Calls to Norway cost less than local calls. Tah! :’D
@grantwyeth: Sucks that there’s no stream of the Afghanistan vs Namibia (cricket) game. It’s bright and sunny in Windhoek today. No rain delays.
@bubbs07: At some point, Swakopmund municipality ran out of tar and so they just decided to interlock the rest of the town.
@ElvisEndjala: But why do they lock Oshakati Service station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
At Random
@ThatAnnicaChick: There’s no such thing as an eating disorder in my culture.
@Bigg_Phill_: But if we are Born Frees then you are BBCs ‘Born Before Computers’.
@Pendazano_gbb: Go to a bar and watch the #BBATheChase evictions and you will be surprised by how much the dudes follow the show.
@LilMisAngie: The threats they make in Nigerian movies though... “I will squeeze you” LoL.. wt*…
@ChilliKong: I want to get a tattoo of me, all over my body... only taller!
@StevenCya: Why is it that the troubleshooting sections of user manuals address every problem except the one you have?
@LinahKambongi: In Namibia, you better know how to round off to “three significant fingers” whatever that is...
@AuntyKauna: I say no to Hunters, it just doesn’t listen…
Family Affairs
@KapanduH: “Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are growing old.”
@The_Awesome101: My eight-year-old lil’ bro travelled alone from the North to Windhoek by public transport for an interview... #Proud!!!
@MathildaNam: My brother has never heard of the Fantasy premier league... And I’m now honestly questioning the legitimacy of his origins.
Passing Shots
@EbukaAkara: A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
@Tau_Amour: I have a ‘get-rich-slow’ scheme... and it’s working perfectly!
@Siya_Thatguy: Windows 8 is the Yeezus of operating systems. Does a whole lot of things no one needs or understands.
– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com
@tukondjeni: The Ministry of Trade should educate the public on Trademarks, Patents and Intellectual Property in general, it’s nation-building...
@BefreeNicky: The dude killed his girlfriend in front of her daughter with a knife, and they grant him 1 000 dollars bail, *sigh Namibia*
@RachelNdamona: Calls to Norway cost less than local calls. Tah! :’D
@grantwyeth: Sucks that there’s no stream of the Afghanistan vs Namibia (cricket) game. It’s bright and sunny in Windhoek today. No rain delays.
@bubbs07: At some point, Swakopmund municipality ran out of tar and so they just decided to interlock the rest of the town.
@ElvisEndjala: But why do they lock Oshakati Service station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
At Random
@ThatAnnicaChick: There’s no such thing as an eating disorder in my culture.
@Bigg_Phill_: But if we are Born Frees then you are BBCs ‘Born Before Computers’.
@Pendazano_gbb: Go to a bar and watch the #BBATheChase evictions and you will be surprised by how much the dudes follow the show.
@LilMisAngie: The threats they make in Nigerian movies though... “I will squeeze you” LoL.. wt*…
@ChilliKong: I want to get a tattoo of me, all over my body... only taller!
@StevenCya: Why is it that the troubleshooting sections of user manuals address every problem except the one you have?
@LinahKambongi: In Namibia, you better know how to round off to “three significant fingers” whatever that is...
@AuntyKauna: I say no to Hunters, it just doesn’t listen…
Family Affairs
@KapanduH: “Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are growing old.”
@The_Awesome101: My eight-year-old lil’ bro travelled alone from the North to Windhoek by public transport for an interview... #Proud!!!
@MathildaNam: My brother has never heard of the Fantasy premier league... And I’m now honestly questioning the legitimacy of his origins.
Passing Shots
@EbukaAkara: A baby’s laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it’s 3am. And you’re home alone. And you don’t have a baby.
@Tau_Amour: I have a ‘get-rich-slow’ scheme... and it’s working perfectly!
@Siya_Thatguy: Windows 8 is the Yeezus of operating systems. Does a whole lot of things no one needs or understands.
– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com
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