ENTERTAINMENT - | 2013-08-02
Frontlining on Twitter
IT'S Friday. It's the first weekend in August. Gareth Bale buys takeaways at Nando's (how streetwise is that?!), mosquitoes don't know how to stay in their lane; and yes, books do still exist! Namibian tweeps get down with the intricacies of daily living, but not Gareth Bale ...



@ChynaJureine: The EU wants to know if the meat they eat from Namibia comes from a happy animal. T*?

@linci_nam: It doesn't have to take being in jail one too many times or being a regular at the hospital's casualty (dept) to be the change you want to see.

@kshikoti: If only 15% of Windhoek residents kama can afford cars, I'm kinda lost as to why we have so many car adverts in our local dailies.

@chimsizle: Funny how we have time for twitter but (not) our books...

@MekondjoLegend: Should do the same >>> RT @BonitaPoetress: I have to buy, at the very least, one book every month to feed my craving for reading and love of books!!

@DiscipleofLogic: If we encounter a man of rare intellect, we should ask him what books he reads. – Ralph Waldo Emerson.



At Random

@LiinaNelago: Girls out here thinking they are Anastasia Steele (female protagonist of '50 Shades of Grey') ... No hunnay, stop dreaming, you're just Anna from the block.

@JeyNam: You greeted and hugged a mannequin the first time you saw it and you are telling me I can't get it?

@Boss_madam_: Is it just our house with mosquitoes during winter or what? #malaria



At Random

@UberFacts: The process of getting torn apart by a black hole is called Spaghettification.

@crazynellz: There are some people who need to be spaghettified -_-

@MsBunny: Taxi driver telling me about the time he got chicken pox... I don't know what to say? :( I'm sorry?

@MissCassyBaybe: How much will KFC cost me if I bring my own chicken?

@ThatDJHaf: Remember, stop walking around with the personality of a half-eaten waffle…

@bubbs07: People who refrigerate chocolate are gonna hold up the lines on Judgement Day trying to explain why they lived life the way they did.



Passing Shots

@Chuabiness: They playing a House song in Vineta Spar... I think the aliens are here

@CallMeTuha: The way Gordon Ramsey grills people :''D

@DrunkOnChicken: "Tonight! I talk to two old ladies, Richard makes a phone call, and James sniffs his own armpit" LoL, 'Top Gear' headlines crack me up...



– Compiled by Jean Sutherland (@JeanNamibian) from twitter.com



The Namibian - Tue 13 Aug 2013