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| 2013-08-01From The Twittersphere
ELECTION day in Zimbabwe, cardio moments (totally unrelated to the Zim elections!), Nicki Minaj and Ndeitunga, Oprah and Oshakati, brains and brawn, the working life, tombo and French cooking… Yip, a Twitter Wednesday as scrambled as a plate of eggs!
@Africanelection: Some voters carrying their own pens to use for fear of ZEC pens they claim fade out after four hours!!! #ZimElections
@LazJacobs: Tsvangirai says he voted with a ‘heavy heart’. Maybe somebody should tell him to lose weight.
@SirNige: Avoid driving whilst results are being announced, especially during the night and do not drink and drive #ZimElections Safety Tip
@HilariousHikuru: Mugabe to rule till doomsday’ #ThursdayHeadlines
@Ndeshipaxc: Wenger is more like Mugabe… stepping down is the last thing on his mind.
@Lyla411: Don’t know why everyone is getting so worked up over the Zim elections... Mugabe is gonna win, whether he wins or loses the election.
@UNICEFAfrica: Well done #Botswana, #Ethiopia, #Kenya, #Namibia, #Rwanda, #Zambia and #Zimbabwe, for cutting #AIDS-related deaths by half since 2005!
@alisamupolo: Reinforcing gender roles in the household, a neverending debate in contemporary Africa. It just has to be put in context on BBA stage.
@__NissyA: Reading will take you to cities around the world, make you taste dishes you can’t pronounce and meet extraordinary people without leaving your bed.
Forbes Namibia
@NyOmZ_3: The managers’ parking area always looks like a Mercedes Benz car show...
@PrincessNdilo: People just want money, bra >>> RT @Homa10i: People are too comfortable with mediocrity. Where is the drive to excel, to be the best at what you do?
@BombaShiguedha: It’s funny how the brain behind the scene never gets credit for a job well done! #realtalk
@Nasiyashe: In 1989 a sweet was about R0.05 cents, imagine what I would do with $35 billion, Oshakati would probably be named after me cos I’d own it.
@kalangula: Many of life’s failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up.
At Random
@MediocreHarry: We’re never really going to come out of the friend zone until Stedman Graham convinces Oprah to marry him.
@NNdaku_: Wambo men expect Wambo ladies to cook up French dishes to qualify as wives. Who would’ve taught us that? I can promise you a mean pap, though!
@SugaryOblivion: Might as well get some cardio in, dressed up as Sporty Spice and shit...
@iCumQuik: Pay day was very shortlived, on to the next one.
Passing Shots
@iam_viktor: Tjoh, Nicki Minaj has Kupferberg Dump dirty lyrics!
@LarsShinyemba: Officers in movies are so dumb going into dark places alone. Have you ever seen Sebastian Ndeitunga go into a building alone?
@TemusT: You think you know a guy till he gets a happy text from his sidechick and he laughs like a meme at a tombo bar.
@iamjanice25: Any time a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, just to show them what I’m capable of…
– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com
@Africanelection: Some voters carrying their own pens to use for fear of ZEC pens they claim fade out after four hours!!! #ZimElections
@LazJacobs: Tsvangirai says he voted with a ‘heavy heart’. Maybe somebody should tell him to lose weight.
@SirNige: Avoid driving whilst results are being announced, especially during the night and do not drink and drive #ZimElections Safety Tip
@HilariousHikuru: Mugabe to rule till doomsday’ #ThursdayHeadlines
@Ndeshipaxc: Wenger is more like Mugabe… stepping down is the last thing on his mind.
@Lyla411: Don’t know why everyone is getting so worked up over the Zim elections... Mugabe is gonna win, whether he wins or loses the election.
@UNICEFAfrica: Well done #Botswana, #Ethiopia, #Kenya, #Namibia, #Rwanda, #Zambia and #Zimbabwe, for cutting #AIDS-related deaths by half since 2005!
@alisamupolo: Reinforcing gender roles in the household, a neverending debate in contemporary Africa. It just has to be put in context on BBA stage.
@__NissyA: Reading will take you to cities around the world, make you taste dishes you can’t pronounce and meet extraordinary people without leaving your bed.
Forbes Namibia
@NyOmZ_3: The managers’ parking area always looks like a Mercedes Benz car show...
@PrincessNdilo: People just want money, bra >>> RT @Homa10i: People are too comfortable with mediocrity. Where is the drive to excel, to be the best at what you do?
@BombaShiguedha: It’s funny how the brain behind the scene never gets credit for a job well done! #realtalk
@Nasiyashe: In 1989 a sweet was about R0.05 cents, imagine what I would do with $35 billion, Oshakati would probably be named after me cos I’d own it.
@kalangula: Many of life’s failures are people who did not realise how close they were to success when they gave up.
At Random
@MediocreHarry: We’re never really going to come out of the friend zone until Stedman Graham convinces Oprah to marry him.
@NNdaku_: Wambo men expect Wambo ladies to cook up French dishes to qualify as wives. Who would’ve taught us that? I can promise you a mean pap, though!
@SugaryOblivion: Might as well get some cardio in, dressed up as Sporty Spice and shit...
@iCumQuik: Pay day was very shortlived, on to the next one.
Passing Shots
@iam_viktor: Tjoh, Nicki Minaj has Kupferberg Dump dirty lyrics!
@LarsShinyemba: Officers in movies are so dumb going into dark places alone. Have you ever seen Sebastian Ndeitunga go into a building alone?
@TemusT: You think you know a guy till he gets a happy text from his sidechick and he laughs like a meme at a tombo bar.
@iamjanice25: Any time a bird takes a crap on my car, I eat an entire plate of scrambled eggs on my porch, just to show them what I’m capable of…
– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com
