From The Twittersphere

YESTERDAY kind of felt like the calm before the storm, the type of no-stress days socks like, or asparagus eaters loathe; a day that forgot to put on its weave, a day that saw mosquitoes revel in home advantage… in short, more of a Lucky Star than a ‘thank your lucky stars’ day! On Twitter timelines, anyway.



@tori_namene: Active Citizenship is the future of Democracy!

@MekondjoLegend: Namibia being a developing country, as youth there are many ways we can help her develop.

@MsOlga21: Can you imagine writing a Physics exam in French? Ja (yes), that’s how hard English is for some of these kids.

@theonlySilent: Kama, Zimbabwe is not an African problem, it’s just a headache... Lm$ao, these newspapers *smh*

@LizNailenge: This is funny! >>> RT @avonbookshop (in Harare): Come and buy a novel or magazine to read in the voting queue tomorrow.

@th_fish_ur: Logged on to FB and it’s a weather report all over the place. Jennifer Moetie, watch your back...

@Juliushauka: If Big Brother Africa is anything like you people make it out to be, then Windhoek is the BBA house.



At Random

@s_meameno: Or finding Shaduka maybe? >>> RT @TiahDavids: Every time I watch ‘Nikita’, I feel like investigating Kandara’s death.

@elton_emvula: Dankie Botswana for sale… Comes with an MP3 CD Player, rims, petrol and engine oil…

@bubbs07: It’s amazing how much of my jewellery and accessories just grew legs and walked off during this weekend that I’ve spent with my sisters.

@HTuuda: If only I read my science books though, my macking skills would have been top top!

@bonezweezy_gbb: Tuhafeni, don’t forget to wash behind the ears... #IshMemeUsed2Say

@Mikeiiyambo: I had to #@%*ing climb a pole to tweet this. So if I’m texting you, feel special.



Life Is A Mystery

@Mystique_99: I just don’t understand, why do they want me to be their friend, why do they want to know me? Just why? Why do people eat asparagus…

@The_Awesome101: How do you expect your socks not to get rebellious and get lost if you call them ‘iistrofe’ (socks!) all the time!?

@NtomboManze: Guys, these weaves with a fringe that look like a mushroom/thatched roof, are they the in thing or hairstyle gone wrong?

@SirTanga: Lucky Star is better than sushi...



Passing Shots

@Nude_Oyster: Why do people say ‘’I saw it with my own eyes”. Do they sometimes use other people’s eyes?

@professy92: Walking behind a group of girls with no ass is like standing outside a cemetery… a lifeless club with no music!

@chillikong: I’m grumpier than a three-year-old ballerina with a wedgie. I think I need my coffee.

@nakablackksheep: Idols SA judges won’t make it in Namibia. They’ll be labelled as haters. Le­ghetto will meet them at their offices. One at a time.



– Compiled by Jean Sutherland from twitter.com