* WHY is Thami so quiet, is his battery flat? * TAWANA and her goats 4 the money.

* AT least Tawana has goats, what do you have? * WHAT'S smaller than a peanut? Oh, it's Morris' brain.

* OUR mission is to break up Sheila and TK, our vision is to get TK out.

* SHEILA, did yr mama not tell u if u play with snakes u get bitten.

U made yr bed now like in it.

* MORRIS, u with your one tone voice is driving me crazy.

* [BARACK] Obama and Sheila are African heroes.

* SHEILA is dirt proof and she doesn't pupp (sic).

* I'M voting Sheila out.

Even the doves in the BB garden are now cooing F ...

you, F ... you.

* TK, the bigger you are, the harder you fall.

* WHO the hell told TK he can rap? * TK has been offered a part in the film 'Buffalo Bill'. He plays the buffalo.

* OH NO, Mimi stuck her fingaz in the electrical socket again.

* ANYONE who thinks Sheila is loud is genetically unAfrican.

- And they haven't even heard Conrad Angula! - Jean * LUCI is a sweet, innocent and entertaining girl brought down by a stalker called Munya.

* YOU killed the show when u voted out LU and LATOYA.

* LUCILLE was the best thing to happen in BB history.

- Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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