* MUNYA'S clothes and shoes are way too big for him.

Did he shrink in the pool or what? * THAMI might be lazy, but TK is lazy fat.

* DEAR Big Brother, I pray dat Fat Albert is nominated tomorrow.

* UTI respected himself and Lucille.

He gave her safe distance.

* RICCO, u remind me of an old-age home.

* THE only skill Thami has is sleeping with his mouth open.

* TENSION z so thick (in the house), it calls for a hacksaw.

* I NOW believe that luv is blind.

Just look at Sheila with TK.

* TK, when I look at you I just feel tired.

* TK is like the undertaker in the house, he sweeps people out.

* TK has been drunk on power.

* TK should be stripped of his title and put up for eviction (because of alleged cheating).

* REAL men don't follow fashion like slaves, they wear their jerseys with joy.

* GUYS ...

that jersey comes with a pair of sunglasses at Pep.

* NAMIBIA must give SADC a mandate as to what to do with TK.

* LUCILLE, die huis is flou sonder jou ...

- Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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