* THERE'S no vu, vu, vu in the house since Lu, Lu, Lu left! * WANNA know why the house z been boring this week ...

coz Lucy's not there.

* BIG Brother, something's missing from the house ...

oh how could I forget, it's Lucille.

Even the DJs are missing her [on Saturday night].

* BEST housemates were voted out.

Your fault Africa.

* SHEILA, act girlish please, not like a tomb (sic) boy.

* THAMI all teeth, no action.

* MORRIS, Morris ...

Morris ...

can u hear me Morris? * MORRIS talks like someone from the Stone Age.

Then again, he may be.

* MORRIS, u expired afta Latoya dumped you.

* UTI and Morris equals David and Jonathan.

* UTI u are rite.

Thami's teeth scare me too.

* TK bathed.

Let's all congratulate him! - Compiled by Jean Sutherland

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